So I used to be in a group dedicated to “Satanic Philosophy and Thought.” It was every bit as soul-crushingly idiotic and mind-rottingly pompous as you’re thinking, if not more so. Usually painful, but sometimes hilarious in the way only pretentios wannabe woo-heads can be.
Have I mentioned I get bored?
Then one day some idiot posted this stupidity. It’s actually kind of impressive, considering its unwarranted pomposity, question-begging, and scattergun assertions based on pure speculation and appeals to both ignorance and mindless conspiracy garbage.
The Dark Druids
There exists within Satanism and Black Witchcraft a Dark Order of Druids and many of their deeds have never been discussed openly before now. The Dark Druids are the Shadow Walkers, those who have always been noted for Ritual prowess, and those that actively handed down the Ancient Knowledge of Satanas by using a variety of ways. These include Music, Dance, Storytelling, Ritual Drama and the Writing of Spells and Rituals. The Dark Druids are much sought after secretly by many influential people for Ritual Construction and Ritual Performance. The Dark Druids are the most well versed of the Old Masters of Demonology and convene yearly with one of the Oldest Family Names in the History of Dark Druidism and a part of the Council of 13, noted for Black Witchcraft, Vampirism and Generational Satanism.
At the yearly Grand Druid Council the Dark Druid is chosen to perform the Sacrifices for the Brotherhood for the entire year. This honored Dark Druid also becomes the one that wields the Serpent Sword of Power to be used in the Rituals and Black Sabbaths of the Black Brotherhood. The Order of Dark Druidism is indeed a further step up into the Realm of Black Magick and Dark Occult. The Dark Disciple that enters the Order must first belong to the second level of Brotherhood of Satan Clergy and also be a member of the Satanic Illuminati Council. Is there such a thing as Dark Druids really? Ask yourself, is there not white and black forms of Magick? The answer is Yes to both questions and the Dark Druids are in reality the most knowledgeable of the very membership of Generational Satanism to this day.
Druwydion Pendragon
Added not this is from the bos official bos fb group.
My response after trying in vain to get him to back up any of his stupid and receiving only “he has a right to his beliefs, no matter how pathetically stupid” from his fiancee:
I’m an MIB-droid tech for the Illuminati. My droids have to be able to function in a field support role for all manner of Illuminati operations. Doesn’t matter if it’s scaring some hillbilly who saw a UFO, knocking off someone who saw Too Much (you really think Oswald took out Kennedy? Please.), investigation work, chasing the Atlanteans off one of our Lemurian habitats, spaceborne operations, whatever. We have hundreds of different models of MIB droid, all modified for different operational profiles.
As such, we get a LOT of info on what the Masters are up to, simply because they know what will happen if they leave anything out. Seriously, we lost WAY too many droids for their liking because some dolt neglected to mention “oh yeah, the dude we’re hunting isn’t just some random dude, he’s a werewolf, so you might want to upgrade the claws with silver edges and add a shot of belladonna extract to the flamethrower’s tank.”
Here’s the thing. I ain’t never heard of these Dark Druids. Neither have any of the other guys in my division. If they existed, we’d have been called upon to support them at least once, and would probably have at least two or three models on file for them. Know how many we have? Zero. As in none.
So either these guys don’t exist within the actual Illuminati power structure (as in, they’re playacting), or they are so low-level and unimportant they haven’t been granted access to our services. Considering how low-end some of our operations have been (they can’t ALL be Waco), that’s pretty low.
Because at some point when dealing with conspiritards you really do just have to go full Alex Jones and counter “JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!11!!!!11” with “very true. But what about chemtrail juice? How hot does that stuff burn?”
Pretty soon afterward he spouted some pompous drivel about how I’m clearly an idiot for not buying his BS, and therefore beneath even attempting to prove his idiot claims. Then his fiancee threw me out of the group.
Good job, hiding behind your fiancee when someone challenges you to prove your claims.