Story Time: Tartar Sauce On Burgers

By Patrick MurphyPosted on January 8, 2023January 8, 2023Cat Food, Story TimeTags Condiments, Easy, Fast FoodLeave a comment

This one is going to be short, simply because there isn't much to it. TL;DR: "I didn't take cultural differences into account and made a Discovery. Said Discovery was that tartar sauce is delicious on burgers." About 20 or 25 years ago, I was screwing around downtown. While waiting for my bus home, I decided… Read More »

Big Mac On The Cheap

By Patrick MurphyPosted on August 20, 2020August 14, 2020Cat FoodTags Budget, Condiments, Diabeetus, Easy, Fast FoodLeave a comment

One of the biggest and best pieces of side advice the dietitian gave us was to check out the nutritional information for every restaurant we frequent and figure out what we can eat within our carb budget for a given meal. So I spent the next few days casually building meals at various fast food… Read More »

Spam Awesomeness

By Patrick MurphyPosted on August 14, 2020August 14, 2020Cat FoodTags Budget, Diabeetus, Easy, Fast FoodLeave a comment

Someone posted this picture in a food group I'm in, and all I can say is Madre de Elvis. Difficulty: I am diabetic, and thus on a carb controlled diet. When I met with the dietitian I was told my carb budget is 45-75g at a meal, and 0-30g at a snack. They assumed 3… Read More »

Dollar Menu Disturbances

By Patrick MurphyPosted on August 14, 2020August 14, 2020Cat FoodTags Budget, Fast FoodLeave a comment

Arby's had a commercial a while back for their sliders. The pitch was that they're just like the full-size sandwiches, but smaller, hence the lower price. Mister Voiceover (Ving Gorram Rhames goes on to say that if you can find a full-size sandwich for a buck somewhere else, you shouldn't be there because there's something… Read More »