Caffeine

By Patrick MurphyPosted on October 4, 2020October 4, 2020Cat NerdTags Amusingness, Science FictionLeave a comment

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion and through the juice of Caff-Een the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion and through the… Read More »

Workload Amusingness

By Patrick MurphyPosted on September 18, 2020September 18, 2020Cat NerdTags Amusingness, Devil Monkey Games, Educational, WritingLeave a comment

Remember when those mean ol' poopyhead teachers used to force you to write a four-page double-spaced paper as a final project and it just destroyed your life for the two months they gave you to do it? That translates to about a thousand words typed. That’s what everyone used to complain about endlessly because it… Read More »

The Spaghetti Incident

By Patrick MurphyPosted on March 7, 2020July 16, 2021Cat UncategorizedTags Amusingness, Ancient History, Short BusLeave a comment

Back in 1983, I was just a wee little monstrosity nearing the ripe old age of eight. We came back from Xmas vacation and the teacher wanted us to write some banal little report on what we did. Having done nothing interesting and being bored with the endless busywork that passed for education in ISD… Read More »